OLD FART PRIDE

I'm passing  this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it.  Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. Old Farts  are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of  the Star Spangled Banner, Old Farts  remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment.  They know the words and believe in them.

Old Farts remember World  War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal , Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age,  the Korean War,  The Cold War , the Jet  Age and the Moon Landing. They remember the 50 plus Peacekeeping  Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to  mention Vietnam .

If you bump into an  Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Fart on  the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust  strangers and are courtly to women.

Old Farts hold the door for  the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on  the inside for protection.

Old Farts get embarrassed if someone  curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth or  dirty language on TV or in movies.

Old Farts  have moral courage and  personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children or  grandchildren.

It's the Old Farts who know our great country is  protected, not by politician's, but by the young  men and women in the military serving their  country.

This country needs Old Farts with their work ethic,  sense of responsibility, pride in their country and decent  values.

We need them now more than  ever.

Thank God for Old  Farts!

Pass this on to all the Old Farts you  know.

I was taught to respect my elders. It's just getting  harder to find  them.

Happy Easter

This time of the year we should take the time to remember the Man who died for us to be able to live.

Jesus was one hell of a Man.

Man has always drawn Jesus as a very sexy stud. 

No wonder he had such a large following of Men.

My posting for this Holy Day is truely in honor of

the Man who made it so we could live 

our lives.

Many drawings have been drawn and many pictures taken of reenactments of this most Holy Man of Men.

Please take a moment this Easter to thank God

for the life of his son

who gave us our lives to live as we do.

 

Piss

Today’s thought for the day…….

4-15-2011 Friday at Lunch time

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Hot Porn of the Day!

How to use a urinal when you have a jockstrap on. . .

Take your cock out from the side whose hand you will hold it while peeing.

 

Pull the cup portion slightly to the left and take your cock around to the right, toward the urinal. If the balls want to follow the cock, pull the cup portion a little more to the left and shift your balls with the leftward move. 

(This works best with athletic or lounging pants): Pull your pants and the strap down far enough in the front to free the cock and piss from the top middle. 

If there's no other choice, unbutton the fly of your pants and pull the zipper about a third of the way down -- not enough to drop them -- and sneak your cock out the front as noted before.. 

If you are wearing a hard plastic or metal cup -- well, that makes it more difficult. This is a situation where you'd pretty much have to take it off. Use a stall if you can; if not drop your pants half-staff and move the cup aside. For example hold onto the rear of your pants with your left hand and let the right handle the rest of the business (or opposite if you're left handed). No one will blame you for using the stall. But you're unlikely to get hassled if you use the urinal -- guys aren't supposed to notice these things. (If there's a uniformed cop or security guard in the men's room get permission first but stress that you gotta go!) 

There have been times I've had to show practically my whole ass but nobody said a thing. 

Just like any underwear. You pop your penis out the top by pulling down the waistband, piss and tuck it back in. If you are only wearing a jock strap, and nothing else, you can also just slide out your cock on either side of the pouch and piss-- like pissing out of a swimsuit.

Whichever method you use, enjoy your piss.