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Being a Faggot - the Right Way

Being a Faggot

My apologies to the vast majority of cocksuckers out there reading my blog that don’t need to be told these things, but clearly there are some of you out there who need to be told or reminded.

Every day I see faggots doing stupid things that should be second nature to them. Then they expect the Tops and the Alphas to be in a line waiting on them to have the time.

This is my take on a list that has been floating around for quit some time on the internet and various Top/Alpha sites.

Your comments on my twist to this list are always welcome.

Any additions to this list are always welcome. Keeping this list up to date is a good thing.

Remember, above all –

Suck a Stranger’s Dick and help bring Peace to the World

How to be a Faggot Cock Sucking Pig…

Be available.

You know you have competition.

You can probably suck 5+ cocks a day, the Top you are servicing probably can’t provide 5+ loads a day.

If you are not available when he wants, you will lose more than he does.

When he calls, get off your lazy ass and be wherever he had told you to be at the time he expects you there.

Be on time.

This is especially true of you are meeting at your place.

A text message five minutes after you were supposed to meet telling him you are going to be late is not acceptable.

There are other cock suckers waiting for a Man like him to need his cock sucked.

Be prepared.

In most cases, you have less than five minutes to get ready.

Use this time to make sure your mouth doesn’t smell like a place he will be afraid to put his cock.

Make sure your place isn’t so messy he feels he’s taking his life in his hands just by walking in.

Go to the bathroom – take a piss and check your asshole. Make sure it is still clean.

Put a pillow or cushion on the floor where you will be servicing him to pad your knees.

Be ready to suck his cock when he arrives.

Be ready for anything he has on his mind.

Don’t do things that will detract from his experience.

Don’t use throat spray to numb your throat. It will get on his cock, and neither of you want him to have a numb cock. (Wear a sore throat as a badge of pride. It means you got his cock deep enough to reach your throat.)

Don’t get drunk, stoned, or high. Be sane and sober. You will not be able to provide the level of service he deserves (even if you think you are).

Don’t use an anal spray on your pig-hole. It too will get on his cock and cause him to go limp while fucking you. Use your mind to relax your pig-hole and show your talents of taking what he inserts in you.

Pay attention.

If he gives you instructions (before, during, or after), make sure you follow them.

Listen and watch how he reacts to what is happening and do whatever you can to enhance his enjoyment.

Pay attention to his facial gestures. They can tell you a lot about your performance.

Don’t get distracted.

Turn your phone OFF (not just set to vibrate).

Shut off your computer/laptop.

Turn the TV off (if it is your place).

Only porn should be in the V while he is there

Don’t play with yourself.

Focus completely on him and his needs.

Think ahead.

If you’re meeting at his place, it wouldn’t be a bad idea bring an extra shirt, and if you are likely to cum while sucking him, a pair of pants.

Don’t embarrass him by letting his neighbors see you leaving with cum all over you.

If you meet at your place, the time to look for a clean wash cloth to wipe him up is not when he’s ready to leave.

Swallow.

Any cocksucker deserving the name should swallow.

If you won’t, it should be very clear very early in your discussion. Don’t spring this on him at the last minute.

You will need to find out what he considers acceptable if you won’t swallow; never spit it on him unless he has agreed in advance. (This applies only to cum. If you are expected to swallow piss/spit/snot/other things, that should be arranged in advance.)

Be pleasant, accommodating and respectful.

Your competition is as much a cum rag as another cocksucker. Cum rags are convenient, do what is expected, don’t spit, and don’t create drama.

That is the minimum you need to do.

To get the cock you want, though. you need to exceed that level of service.

If you have a chance before his cock is in you, thank him for choosing you. When he is done, thank him again.

Let him know he has done you a favor, not the other way around.

As you know all too well, a cum rag is not a substitute for a man’s cock.

Make sure when he leaves, he feels you were worth the effort, wait, and any inconvenience.

Clean-up Duty

Always take the time to clean him up before he leaves.

It is your duty to clean up any mess in his place before you get your ass out.

Always clean your Alpha’s Cock after he has Fucked you. Never let him put away a dirty cock.

Don’t ask. For anything. Ever.

Don’t ask for anything unless the Alpha allows it.

Don’t ask him to go easier on you, or to be harder.

Don’t ask if you can use the bathroom. Don’t ask for a towel to clean up (that’s why you have an extra shirt).

If you are at his place, leave quickly and quietly when he is done with you.

If he is at you’re place, your duty to devote 100% of your attention to him ends when he leaves, not when he cums.

Wait to wipe your face, send a text, or masturbate until he is gone.

Sex Toy

Remember you are there for the Alpha to use you for his enjoy and to satisfy the needs of any of his fucking buddies.

The End!

Notice…

No Alpha Males were hurt during the creation of this list.

This list was created from thoughts in my head.

All pictures have been downloaded from various internet sites and are thought to be free to use.

All young Men are believed to be of legal age when photographed and have freely agreed to the sex they are pictured having.

Things that make me Bust my Nut! / 4/16 NSFW

Things that make me Bust my Nut!

Every day I surf the web and visit numerous porn sites looking for pictures to illustrate my postings and to work my

cock up to busting a nut.

Here I am posting a picture or a group of pictures

that I think is HOT.

One of my fetishes is looking at a Man’s ass.

I love looking at them

Feeling them

Smelling the Man’s sweaty ass crack

Tasting that asshole

And playing in that asshole whenever possible.

I also enjoy having my ass played with and my asshole played with.

At the end of most of my postings, I post a picture of a

Man’s Ass To show the reader he has reached the end of my posting.

Here is that posting

ENJOY!

All pictures posted here have been downloaded from various websites across the internet.

If you own the picture posted and want it removed or credit added as to its origin, contact me and let me know.

All Men pictured in the photos posted are believed to be of legal age to be photographed in the situation of the photo.

Notice = NSFW = Contains Male Nudity

Comments are welcomed…

Things that I ( as an Alpha Male Top ) expect

Things that I  ( as an Alpha Male Top )  expect from a 

faggot cock sucking bottom cum slut pig.

What I expect from a true gay fag cock sucking slut:

Be There – It does not matter what time of day it is or where I tell you to be, you will be there and be there on time. No Excuses!

You take whatever I feed you to suck on - It doesn’t matter if it is my cock or a cock attached to one of my buddies. When I put it front of you to give service to, you will take it in your mouth and suck it and make love to it.

DeepThroat - You will suck my cock balls deep for as long as I want you to and the way I want you to. I don’t care if you gag you should be happy to have my dick in your throat.

Expect to be fucked rough. Whether it is your throat or your ass. That is why guys like me fuck faggots. You cannot face fuck your girl or pound her ass, but you can with a fag.

With a fag I can pound their throat, be verbal, be rough, and make them take my dick up their ass the way I want it.

It is all about Me and my Cock.

You are just a cock sucking cum dump who should be happy to service any man’s cock.

There’s no pulling off. When I get ready to bust my nut in your mouth your head will be held balls deep and you will take all my cum. You can try to pull off but it won’t fucking happen. You will swallow all of my cum – not wasting a drop of my male essence.

There is nothing hotter than the moment that my cock sucker realizes that he is being held balls deep down on my cock while I am cumming right down his throat without any warning.

Nothing hotter than those bulging eyes looking up at me when I say ‘swallow it all’ as the fucker gags but can’t pull off my cock.

Ass Fucking - If I decide to fuck your ass then I will do it in the position I want and in the way I want.

Your ass better be clean and ready to be fucked.

If it is too rough for you, go ahead and yell but it is only going to make me fuck you harder.

Don’t disrespect me by trying to tell me how to fuck your throat and your ass. You will take it the way I give it.

Any Object – You will gladly open your ass to any object I want to fuck you with. Your ass is there to be fucked by Me, with my dildos and other ass toys, and to be fucked by any of my buddies I want to share your ass with.

Never reject my cum - If I want to cum in your ass then I will I do it. I do not give a fuck what you say or if I want to, I will cum in your mouth. Either way I have never been serviced by a faggot who did not either take my cum load in his butt or down his throat.

Balls and more – When told, you will take my big low hanging balls into your mouth and lick the sweat off of them.

You will make love to my balls, the balls that make the cum you crave.

Ass Wipe – Your face belongs in y Ass licking it and cleaning it whenever I say so.

Puppet Pig – As my pig, you will allow me to stretch open your asshole and stuff my fist deep into your body. On my fist, you will dance around as my puppet and be a fist hole for my buddies.

Fuck hole – You will present your asshole to my cock to be fucked whenever and where ever I demand.

Toilet Mouth – your mouth will be available to my toilet whenever I need to piss. You will swallow every drop of my golden nectar and never waste any.

Toy Boy – You are my fucking toy boy for all my pleasures

Thank you – you will always say thank you to me and/or my buddies for allowing you to suck our cock, being a face-fuck hole and for our loads of cum.

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