Boogers

Alright fellows, Help me understand something.

Why do guys have to put their boogers on the Men’s Room Walls?

They are sitting there with a roll of paper right there. Yet they pick their noses and wipe the boogers on the wall.

 

I’m pretty much a Nasty Pig when it comes to Male Body Fluids.

I love it when a Hot Pig Daddy spits in my mouth.

I eagerly dig for boogers when I lick a man’s nose.

  

But I just don’t understand why guys have to put their boogers on the wall…