Using a public urinal

Using a public urinal can seem like a pretty simple task. It’s sort of like peeing outside except that your inside and you’re almost guaranteed to experience some splash back. Yet you should be thankful for this important invention. If it weren’t for the urinal, guys would be waiting in line for the bathroom just like the bitches we harass on our way to use it.

Despite years of practice and urinal experience, most of us still don’t understand proper urinal etiquette. It’s too bad that such a pleasant task can be ruined by the inappropriate behavior of other urinal-patrons. 

Urinal of the Day

Happy Halloweenie

Urinal site

Great site with pictures of Urinals

http://www.urinal.net/#gallery

Urinals

This series of Post will be on Urinals.
What is a urinal.....
Urinal Sex.......
Being a Urinal.......Types.....
Thinking like a Urinal...........
From the eye of.......
Etiquette and more.

I hope you enjoy my thoughts on Urinals.

Happy Tuesday !

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The Art of Bathroom Cruising

Always remember, you are in a public bathroom. Don’t do anything in front of someone who would call the police or do any type of bodily harm to you and your partner.

The bathroom should never look like a gathering place for gays to hang out. If the place is busy, leave and come back later. Don’t draw attention to the place by management or law official by just standing around waiting for hours while other take up their space at urinals or stalls. I’ll touch on this later. I’ve gone to cruise bathrooms where all the stalls and all the urinals will be full with guys just waiting for Mr. Right. Mr. Right is never going to a chance if all the spaces are full. Always try and keep one of the stalls and one of urinals free for those who come in to actual use the facility for what it is meant for. . . Taking a Piss or a Shit.

Do not leave a mess, clean up after yourself and if needed after your partner. Do not leave used condoms or cumshot on the floors. This will alert the management of what is going and piss them off. This is one surefire way to fuck up a good thing. And be the death of the scene.

Read the body language of the guys in the bathroom cruising. If a guy is totally covering up his cock and turning away from you, he is not interested. Let it go, move on….. You are not going to get any of the cock no matter how bad you want it.

Respect the one pass rule. If you offer your services to some guy and he declines, move on. Making 6 or 7 more passes at him is not going to change the fact that he is not interested in you. It usually just pisses the guy off.

Threesomes and urinal group action is very HOT. But you need to respect the others in the group. Don’t hold up the scene. If you offer your services and to join in and they are not interested, step aside and let the action continue. Don’t mess it up for the others.

Do not be one of those guys who brings a book and occupies a stall for hours waiting for the right one. Give someone else a chance to service the one that you think were not good enough for you. If you think no one is ever good enough for you, then keep you Ass at home. You are wasting everyone else’s time.

Remember, this is all about Public Sex. You are horny, you go cruising, you meet up and you get it on until you get off.

If you are going to be a Tearoom Pig, break up your cruising. Every hour or so, leave and get a breath of fresh air. After a while you are going to start to smell like the place.

More to follow in another post………………..

Penis study

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head 
of a penis was bigger than the rest of it.  After one year and  $180,000.00,
they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was
to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own.
After $250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that 
the reason was to give the man’s partner more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it 
was to keep a  man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead while he masturbates.

How to Suck a cock = final

You've got a raging hard-on in your right hand and some tight balls in your left. Lean back and take a look at it. It's beautiful, isn't it? Move your right hand all the way to the base of the cock and squeeze it there. This will cause the shaft to fill and thicken, and by now the knob will be shining and smooth.

Continue to take the prick into your mouth and suck and try out all your

various moves until you know the man can't stand anymore and he's

going to blast off.

     What you do now is between you and your man.

It's amazing how much of that stuff comes out and how far it shoots. If you want to watch, you'll feel it coming with your right hand and know when to back off. You can even try to catch some on your tongue if you're fast.

     You might want to swallow it, which I do, and lots of guys like

to have it swallowed. Be careful to back up a little when it goes off

though or you'll gag on it and that's not too romantic. Take it into

your mouth and hold it there, taste the favor of man juice and then swallow it.

     Another solution, and this is a nice one too, unless you're making

love where you can't make a mess, is to let the warm, wonderful juices

gush into your mouth and then slide around the already wet cock. It make

it so slippery and delightful to touch! You'll want to run your hands

through it, feeling that hard cock all the way up, smoothing the

glistening cum over the knob. This makes a great sensual image too,

for you and for your man.

     Now you've given your man a blow job that he'll not forget. Believe

me, if you follow my instructions, this guy will want to see a lot more

of you.

If you don't like to give head and you've tried to learn to

like it and it still doesn't work, don't give up. Maybe you'll like it

more as you grow older. older men are much better at giving

head. But I should warn you, there are a lot of out here who love to

give head and we're going to be stiff competition for you shy ones. I

know men who can even cum without touching themselves while sucking cock.

  

 Now go out and get 'em!

How to Suck a cock = part 3

     Stay there, with the cock down your mouth, for just a moment. Feel

it inside of you. This can be almost as luscious as having one in your

ass. It grows on you.    

At this point you can do several things. This is one of them: Slide back up to the tip of the cock and flick your tongue against it. Your man will be getting antsy now, wanting you to deep-throat him some more. But don't let him bully you. If he had his way, it'd be over in two minutes and what fun is that?

     Moving as fast as he can handle it (don't let him come yet), slide

up and down on his cock as if you're fucking him. If he gets too close

to coming, stop, or at least slow down. If you can't get all the way

down to the bottom of his prick, you can cheat a little by using that

right hand of yours to complete the sensation of deep throating him. It

still looks as if you've got the whole thing in your mouth and still

feels like it. You can also slide your fingers, made in an O-shape

around the shaft, up and down with the rhythm of your sucking.

     That's another thing. Besides just mouthing the cock, you can suck

it which is quite different. There are deep-sucks and little ones and

both feel damned great. Your man may have a preference, however, so

watch his reactions.

     Taking just the knob in your mouth, suck it as if it were a nipple

or a straw. This feels so good to the man. The other suck is a long, sweeping one, where you take the whole cock and suck it all the way up like you would a popsicle and then go back and do it again, sucking on the way down as well.

    

Here is an important thing to know: Any of these moves will feel

great the first few times or more, but after a while, it's as if the

cock gets immune to feeling. When you sense this, it's time to move onto

your next play. You don't want the cock to go to sleep. You want it

constantly stimulated, almost, but not quite, to the point of orgasm.

     Which is just about where we are now. 

How to Suck a cock = part 2

     After you've licked his shaft lots of times and it's all wet and

hard, your man is going to start squirming with frustration if you don't

start getting serious. A quick look up at his face will let you know

when you're taking things too far. Teasing is great...to a point. A

little experience in cock-sucking will educate you as to just when that

point has been reached. On one of your upward swings with your tongue,

from the base of his shaft to the rim of his knob, don't stop. Continue

your long, wet lick over the top of his cock, lingering at the hole in

the center. Stick your tongue into it, if you can, but don't suck the

head yet.

If the man is uncut, lick his fore skin and taste how good it is. This is one of your rewards for doing a good job.

     Now run your tongue around the rim of his knob, all the way around,

making frequent passes on the tender skin directly facing you. This is

where most men are the most sensitive. But not all men! That's one thing

a good cock sucker has to learn to do, as soon as you're comfortable,

that is. Ask questions. Each man is unique and so is his cock.

     Squeeze the shaft and see if some clear liquid pops up. If it does,

dip your tongue into it and pull away. It will stretch with you and look

fantastically erotic to your partner. Now, make like you love the stuff.

Close in on that cockhead like it was chocolate ice-cream and take the

whole knob into your hot mouth. Hold it there. Listen to him moan. Now

down quickly and take as much of his cock as you can get into your

mouth. Don't worry, you won't choke. If you bend your neck in just the

right way, you can take it clear into your throat.

How To Suck Cock - Part 1

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10/21/09 after work

I had some errands to run after work on Wednesday evening, so I decided to check out the bookstore on Guess Road. I don't go there much anymore.
When I walked in the back, i was very disappointed. There wasn't anyone back there.
I past one good looking guy I know from years ago. He and I are usually looking for the same thing. So I just hi to him and moved on. There was a black guy sitting on a stool in the back playing with his cell and no one else.
I figured I would go and check out the movies. The first one I checked out was pretty bad. While I was standing in the doorway of the booth, this guy came down the hallway and grabbed his crotch letting me know he was interested. He wasn't really my type, but what the hell....It might be a cock to suck and load to swallow.
I moved over next to him in the hallway and reached out to grope him. He moved closer to me letting me grab his already rock hard cock in his pants. He grabbed my crotch and must have liked what he found. I undid his zipper and pulled his hard cock out of his underwear and started to stroke it. It was about the same size in length as mine, just a little fatter. When I moved down to check out his balls, they were drawn up tight. I undid my tight jeans and pulled my hard cock out of my pants and underwear. He started stroking it and fingering my PA.

Penis information

PENIS

Average length and diameter (flaccid)	3.5 x 1.25 inches
Average length and diameter (erect)	5.1 x 1.6 inches
Average percent increase in volume, flaccid to erect	300% (wow!)
Longest medically recorded erection	12 inches
Amount of blood in erect penis	8 to 10 x normal
Average erections per night (while sleeping)	5
Average duration of each nocturnal erection	20 to 30 minutes

How do you use a glory hole?

• Go into a booth or stall; close and lock the door, if possible.
• Drop some money in the video machine if you are at an adult book store.
• Sit down if the establishment provides a place to sit or on the toilet.
• Expose your genitalia and get hard.
• Wait for someone to come into the booth next to you or check the person out in the next booth by looking through the glory hole. Don't be shy about this, almost everybody who is there is looking to be checked out by the person in the next booth.
• If you like what you see, stick a finger through the glory hole far enough so that the other person sees it. If you are a married guy and want to tell the other guy you are married, stick your ring finger through. Withdraw it to show him you are ready to receive him. If you want him to use a condom, place it in the hole between you now.
• If the other person wants you to play with him, he will stand up and place his cock through the hole. If he does not, he will not. If he will use the condom you placed in the hole, he will take it now. Sometimes he will just want you to watch him play with himself. Recently, I actually had someone take the rubber, put it in his pocket and leave.
• Be prepared for anything!

What type of people go to these places that have glory holes?

All types -- good-looking, ugly, fat, thin, clean, smelly, young, old, bald, hairy, effeminate, muscular, leather, jocks, courteous, rude, hung like a horse, hung like a hamster, first-timers and the list just goes on.

Guys looking for a good time and a quick way to get they nuts unloaded.

What is a glory hole?

A glory hole is a small fist-sized hole between private video booths in an adult bookstore. The hole is placed about hip high for the average guy and is large enough to place a man's penis through to let the person on the other side perform whatever sexual activity he pleases on it.

10-17-09 Saturday evening after work

I stopped by the ABS on Capital Blvd after working at the mall.
What a waste of time and $10.00.
I sure didn't get my $10 worth. I only stayed maybe a total of 45 minutes
What's with the lights? Usually it is almost too dark and now the place is lite up like the fair's midway.
I sucked on three cocks and ate one the guy's ass. Didn't get any loads.
All three were uncut and a nice mouth full. Nothing special.
The one guy had a nice ass to eat. I have fucked with him before and he was OK> He wanted me to fuck him with my dildo, but I wasn't interested. His ass wasn't clean enough.
Not much else to report.

Stopped by the store on 70 to change cloths on the way home. There wasn't anything going on there either.
Another waste of time. At least I didn't have to pay to waste my time at this place.

Maybe I'll have better luck next time.

Definition of an Adult Bookstore

A sex shop, erotic shop is a shop that sells products such as sex toys, pornography, erotic lingerie, erotic books, and safe sex products such as condoms and dental dams. The euphemisms "Adult Video Store" and "Adult Book Store" are commonly used to refer to sex shops that sell or rent pornographic videos, books, and magazines. However, many adult films are not rated when released to video or DVD.

In most jurisdictions, sex shops are regulated by law, with access not permitted to minors, the age depending on local law. Some states/countries prohibit sex shops and the merchandise they sell, e.g. many Muslim countries as well as a few US states. In some jurisdictions that permit it, they may also show pornographic movies in private booths, or have private striptease or peep shows.

Near borders of countries with different laws regarding sex shops, shops on the more liberal side tend to be popular with customers from the other side, especially if importing the purchased materials by customers to their own country, and possessing them, is legal or tolerated.

 In 1962 Beate Uhse AG opened the world's first known sex shop in Flensburg, Germany.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adult_bookstore