Using a public urinal

Using a public urinal can seem like a pretty simple task. It’s sort of like peeing outside except that your inside and you’re almost guaranteed to experience some splash back. Yet you should be thankful for this important invention. If it weren’t for the urinal, guys would be waiting in line for the bathroom just like the bitches we harass on our way to use it.

Despite years of practice and urinal experience, most of us still don’t understand proper urinal etiquette. It’s too bad that such a pleasant task can be ruined by the inappropriate behavior of other urinal-patrons.