Rednecks, just what is one

So folks, we've been ta'king a lot 'bout them rednecks, but I ain't tell ye what a Redneck is...
So this's maybe a good mo'ment zo do so!

A redneck is usually typified in popular culture by a male with a beer belly that consumes cheap American beer such as Busch or Miller by the case (Pabst Blue Ribbon in more traditional settings) as well as Jack Daniel's.

They are generally thought to be distrustful and dislike anyone not like them. Most Rednecks hate most people, but love each other.

Most Rednecks are from the south and tend to have a southern accent.

The stereotypical redneck lives in a trailer, and drives an old, large, beat-up pickup truck with a gun rack in the rear window. He generally wears a stained, sleeveless t-shirt, blue jeans, dirty underwear and a trucker hat.

Personal hygiene is a lost concept with the redneck and his dirty underwear is usually stained with piss and cum.

Their favorite activities include beer drinking, hunting, shooting at road signs and lights, rodeo, wearing jeans and cowboy boots, professional wrestling, NASCAR, monster truck rallies, tractor pulls, car engine repair, collecting junked cars and large appliances on their lawns. They like getting good blowjobs and fucking ass.

They usually have way too many children and dogs, participating in domestic disturbances, and waiting around for their welfare checks.

Country Music is usually playing on their radio.

Things that piss Rednecks off: Stealing their Cock Sucker, taking a piece of ass away from them, getting fucked by a black stud in front of his buddies, messing with his truck, drinking his last beer and more than five guys and less the two in his bed.