Redneck Fortune Cookie

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

Redneck Translation..

You always ask a Man first before sucking his cock.. Then you swallow of his cock and make him happy.

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What is It?

Nice Cock

Today I just wanted to share a couple of pictures from my past.

I hope you enjoy seeing the cocks I suck through the glory holes I cruise.

        

My Handyman

my old handyman’s big tool

I have this buddy which is a very hot 68 yr old handyman, who looks 10 years younger.

One day when he was at my place working, and we were standing by my back door I told him, ‘you look great for a man of your age” He said “not bad for 68 eh ?” I said no not at all, you look really good.

We were standing close to each other. I was on the first step and he was standing on the sidewalk.

As the conversation came to an end I extended my hand out for a hand shake, but for the first time in 8 years I’ve known him, he wrapped his big hairy arms around me and gave me a hug.

I was melting, his arms weren’t letting me go, it was only after I patted his back a few times did he release me. I really wanted to pat him on his big muscular ass.

I wanted him so badly that I grabbed him around the neck and pulled his rugged face into mine. His lips to my lips.

I was sticking my tongue to the back of his throat as his tongue roamed my own mouth. This old friend of mine knew how to kiss another man.

My hands were all over his crotch as I lead him into my house.

 I practically ripped his clothes off by the back door. Well I did except for his socks.

As I was pulling his pants over one of his feet, he was now standing above me, smiling and saying ” I was waiting for his day to feed you my cock, so take it.”

With that I dove onto the thickest man-meat I had ever had the pleasure of having in my mouth.

It wasn’t that it was long but wow, it was thick.

My ass was already tingling with the mere thought of this incredible built man for his age fucking me senseless.

After 15 minutes of me sucking, slurping and impaling my mouth onto this Prime piece of meat I asked him if he would fuck me.

 “Of course I will… that’s something else I’ve been waiting on” he says.

I lead him with his cock in my hands toward the main bedroom. I had the door to the room from earlier in case he had to come into the house, he wouldn’t see my play area set up.

I opened the door and we stepped into my main play space. He took it from there.

We walked over to the bed and he had me lay on my back. He then hoisted my legs over his beefy shoulders.

 I took a deep breath as he pushed that beautiful tool into a place I had only fantasized of ever having so much of him.

He smiled at me and then he leaned his entire body into me, it’s as though we became one at that moment.

He shoved his tongue into my mouth as his cock plowed into my hungry ass almost without mercy.

Were it not for his deep kisses I would have thought he was raping me.

But I knew better as he fucked me ruthlessly for the next hour or more.

I never knew this older man could have such stamina.

He then told me to open my mouth as he pulled his beer can dick out of my hollow ass and brought it up to my face.

My hands were all over his body, craving what was in front of me.

He said sternly, “open your mouth now boy!!

I obliged as his entire fat manhood began to throb at my face.

With his pre-cum lining my mustache he lunged forward grabbing both sides of my head and stuffed his hard beer can size cock into my mouth. Then he fucked my mouth till every last ounce of his thick cum was in my mouth and throat.

I continued to suck and slurp on his thick cock, making it shine with every lick with my spit.

Then I went to work on his shaved balls. Licking the sweat off of them from where he had fucked me so hard and long.

It was only a matter of time before my mouth found his puckered raunchy asshole.

 I dove in and devoured him and his smelly asshole.

First I licked and then pushed my tongue deep into his sweet asshole, while thinking, “I should have been eating this ass ages ago.”

I was on my back and my Handyman was sitting on my face with his firm ass cheeks spread apart so my tongue could get into his raunchy sweaty asshole.

He was slowly jacking my hard cock when my body went stiff and cum shot out of my cock and onto my belly.

Afterwards, he pulled me close and hugged me firmly while asking if I may need any further “Handywork” in the future ??

I said, “Bring it on Daddy, you can take care of my holes anytime. I’ll be waiting”. 

Final count

Final count of how many Men I had sexual encounters with while I celebrated my birthday.

25

8-15-12 Wednesday

Third day of celebrating my birthday

As the day comes to a close and I look back on the past three days…

The day before my birthday

My Birthday…

The day after my birthday

I feel pretty good about the number of sexual contacts I have made to celebrate.

Today ends my time of celebration.

Today I attended a lunchtime group meeting. There were not very men there, but they were of quality.

Plus I cruised two different ABSs and had some quality time at both.

Over the next few days I will devote my free time to getting the details recorded so I can share with my readers.

Anybody want to guess how many Men I had sexual contact with over the last three days?

Winner gets a free servicing…rather in person or virtually.

Give it a guess…

Birthday Notice = August 14, 2012

Today I woke up and as I was on my way to the bathroom to take my morning shit and then hose out my asshole for any potential play, I grabbed the newspaper.

As I was looking at the back page, I saw the notice that it was my birthday.

Now I’m not going to tell you how old I am. I’m not really sure. I quit counting a long time ago.

Being a Pig is timeless.

My first thought was that there needs to be a party.

Send me the Party Master

Then set the play space.

Now let’s pick the players and the activities.

   

 

At the end of the party, there is always a Happy Pig Hole.

          

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Thanks to all my readers for giving me reasons to share my adventures, fantasies and thoughts.