A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE
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Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
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The best sermons are lived, not preached.
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Your fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make
sure it's still there with ya.
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Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you
bounce.
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It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
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Keep skunks and politicians and lawyers at a distance.
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Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
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Words that soak into your ears are whispered ... not yelled.
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Meanness don't jest happen overnight.
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Forgive your enemies. It messes up their
heads.
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Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
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Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
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It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
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You cannot unsay a cruel word.
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Every path has a few puddles.
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When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
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Don't judge folks by their relatives.
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Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
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Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll
enjoy it a second time.
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Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
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Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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It's better to be a has-been than a never-was.
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The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the
harder it is to swaller.
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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
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If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
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Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.
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The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with looks at you in
the mirror every mornin'.
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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody
else's dog around.
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Don't worry about bitin' off more 'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a
whole lot bigger'n you think.
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Only cows know why they stampede.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
2 comments:
Nice pair of thighs in the jeans on the first pic.
funny how most of the big macho cowboys i have ever met at the urinal trough are always cock gazers and want their cocks sucked which i gladly do!!!
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Hey Stud, let me know what you think of my post.
I hope it made your cock rock hard and you blew one hell of a load.....