Reasons You Should Love Gloryholes

They’re Completely Anonymous

This is what first turned most gay men on to Gloryholes … the anonymity.

No exchanging pics, no chat, no questions about Status, no time wasted. 

Just slutty sex with random men. No one following you home.

Gloryholes are all about refining M2M Anonymous sex to its essential elements: Cock, Fuck-hole, Cum.

This is a very important element for Bottoms who want to become true sluts but who may limit themselves to this or that “type,” usually because they’re misguided and don’t realize that a TRUE Bottom is obliged to serve any Cock and take any Load offered. And be grateful for the privilege of doing so, for that matter!

When a hard, throbbing Cock slides through a Gloryhole and you kneel before it, you begin to realize this truth. You begin to see that “types” don’t matter. All that matters is Cock.

           

When you back up to that Cock, feeling it thrust into you until it pumps your guts full of Man-Seed, pure Male Essence, you begin to understand that it doesn’t matter at all if the guy on the other side is young, old, fat, skinny, POZ, NEG, tall or short. What matters is that you belong to all Cocks and exist to be filled with as much Cum as possible by as many men as possible.

In other words you realize your true calling as a Cum-dumpster.

Lots of pig fuckers

Gloryholes are typically associated with blowjobs, true. But plenty of guys will also want to fuck through one.

Gloryholes tend to attract the nastiest kind of guys. Guys like you, in fact! 

Guys who just want to bust a nut in a hole—any hole—as well as guys who just want Cum, tons of Cum.

In fact, I think many men go to Gloryholes precisely so they can avoid dealing with all the prudish and picky guys on most hookup sites.

They want to find men as nasty as themselves and know that at the Gloryhole there’s a good chance they will.

Straight Guys

Many straight guys take advantage of Gloryholes as a way to indulge their Gay side while being assured of anonymity; or just because they know it’s a quick, easy no strings way to get laid.

Many Straight guys only want sucked off, but plenty of them will jump at the chance to pump a load in a random asshole too. Probably because they often fall into that “What I don’t know can’t hurt me” mindset.

Who doesn’t love a Straight Cock in the mouth or Straight Load up the ass? Gloryholes are a great and pretty damn reliable means of making that happen!

Cum-Filled Condoms

This is something of a bonus prize with Gloryholes.

While, as mentioned, plenty of guys who use Gloryholes will Bareback, there will always be those who insist on using condoms. And what happens when they’ve used those condoms? They throw them on the floor, in the garbage or let you remove it before pulling their cocks back through the glory hole.

That’s why Gloryhole booths–especially at adult bookstores–are such a great place for Condom Hunting. Men pass through all day and all night, dumping loads, and tossing their condoms in garbage pails located in most video booths or on the floor.

If you’re lucky enough to find an especially sleazy adult bookstore (the best kind!) then they usually only have someone clean the booths once a day. This can add up to a LOT of used condom Cum for you to drink up or inject into your thirsty fuck-hole.