I will worship the all mighty cock by kneeling in front of the Redneck it is attached to and sucking that cock until my mouth is filled with life.
That is what a PIG like myself is suppose to do.
Sam Bear's Color
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Pregnant
This is what happens when you get Fucked by too many Rednecks and Hispanic Studs bare-back.
Jock
JOCK
As in the supportive piece of equipment
that a man wears to keep his cock and balls supported!
A JOCK is a very useful item when a man plays sports!
A JOCK is also a very useful item to wear when
a man is looking for another man!
A JOCK attracts the right type of man!
A Man who looks for JOCKs is a man that I want to Meat!
Wear your JOCK guyz!
Monday, October 24, 2011
Freak Show
At lunch time today (Friday) I stopped by the bookstore on 70 near the airport.
It was like going to the Freak Show at the County Fair.
There was the Bearded Lady = one of the ugliest drag queens in the area.
Two Tons of Fun = a nasty fat guy
Jungle Boy = this black guy with dred locks down to his ass
The Flasher = he flashed you his cock every time you walked past him (Damn Nice Too!)
Bean Stalk Boy = Tall skinny guy with no personality
Blackberry Guy = Had a blackberry growing out of his hand and could do anything but text
Nelly Nell = Effeminate Black Queen
Old As Dirt Guy = must have been over 100 years old
Cigarette Guy = He smoked one cigarette after another
Whore Guy = Black guy who goes after everything that walks through the door – he seems to live there
Not a good day for hunting cock……
Rednecks, just what is one
So folks, we've been ta'king a lot 'bout them rednecks, but I ain't tell ye what a Redneck is...
So this's maybe a good mo'ment zo do so!
So this's maybe a good mo'ment zo do so!
A redneck is usually typified in popular culture by a male with a beer belly that consumes cheap American beer such as Busch or Miller by the case (Pabst Blue Ribbon in more traditional settings) as well as Jack Daniel's.
They are generally thought to be distrustful and dislike anyone not like them. Most Rednecks hate most people, but love each other.
Most Rednecks are from the south and tend to have a southern accent.
The stereotypical redneck lives in a trailer, and drives an old, large, beat-up pickup truck with a gun rack in the rear window. He generally wears a stained, sleeveless t-shirt, blue jeans, dirty underwear and a trucker hat.
Personal hygiene is a lost concept with the redneck and his dirty underwear is usually stained with piss and cum.
Their favorite activities include beer drinking, hunting, shooting at road signs and lights, rodeo, wearing jeans and cowboy boots, professional wrestling, NASCAR, monster truck rallies, tractor pulls, car engine repair, collecting junked cars and large appliances on their lawns. They like getting good blowjobs and fucking ass.
They usually have way too many children and dogs, participating in domestic disturbances, and waiting around for their welfare checks.
Country Music is usually playing on their radio.
Things that piss Rednecks off: Stealing their Cock Sucker, taking a piece of ass away from them, getting fucked by a black stud in front of his buddies, messing with his truck, drinking his last beer and more than five guys and less the two in his bed.
