Fortune Cookie Says

Fortune Cookie Says: A love relationship tales on an added dimension.

Pig Translation: Never fall in love with your Fuck Buddies.

Fortune Cookie Says: I have a dream…Time to go to bed.

Pig Translation: Dream of getting fucked – go find a big cock to take you bed and fuck you!

Fortune Cookie Says: Wise man seldom talks

Pig Translation: Wise man has something in his mouth to service so he can not talk.

Fortune Cookie Says: What you do with sincerity pays the greatest reward.

Pig Translation: If you are sincere about what desire to do, be your best at it and be known as the one best at it.

Fortune Cookie Says: It is not the hours you put in, but what you put into the hours that count.

Pig Translation:  No matter how long it takes you to get the task done, put you heart and soul into and you will be the ‘Best Pig’.

Fortune Cookie Says: Seek to assert your devotion when a worthy situation arises.

Pig Translation:  When there is a hard cock in front of your face, put all you got into servicing it and making the stud attached to it happy.

Fortune Cookie Says: Luck is the by-product of busting your fanny.

Pig Translation:  You work hard enough at getting what you are after and then the luck is that you got it to service. Cruise that stud and make him want to let you service his cock and asshole.

Fortune Cookie Says: Your ear for music is becoming more finely tuned.

Pig Translation:  You can now work your ass to the beat of the music while getting fucked or fisted.

Fortune Cookie Says: First to start does not mean first to cross the finish line.

Pig Translation:  First to the orgy does not mean you will be the first to get fucked.

Fortune Cookie Says: He who can take advice is sometimes superior to those who give it.

Pig Translation:  When getting your ass stuffed, listen to the advice being given and use it wisely when taking more up your ass.

Fortune Cookie Says: The dream is within you.

Pig Translation: You dream it, you can do it. Just go after it.

Fortune Cookie Says: All of your hard work will soon be paid off.

Pig Translation: You work hard enough at cruising that Hot Stud, eventually he will drop his pants and let you service his manhood an assets.

Fortune Cookie Says: The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.

Pig Translation: Ad variety to your sexual resume so you have more to enjoy.

Fortune Cookie Says: Use proven methods, avoid shortcuts.

Pig Translation: If it works for you, use it. Don’t take short cuts just because you are hungry for what is being offered to you.

Fortune Cookie Says: As soon as you feel too old to do something, do it.

Pig Translation:  You are never too old for any sexual act you desire to do.

Fortune Cookie Says: He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

Pig Translation:  Know your abilities and keep friends with those who you use your abilities on. Always be proud of your abilities an aim for new ones.

Fortune Cookie Says: A close friend reveals a hidden talent.

Pig Translation:  That Buddy of yours you think would never fist you, ask him to, he is an expert at it.

Fortune Cookie Says: A person’s character is his destiny.

Pig Translation:  If you are free hearted and willing to please others while growing up, you have a good chance a being a piggy pig.

Fortune Cookie Says: A truly creative person rids himself of all self-imposed limitations.

Pig Translation:  Always be open minded to trying something new and to see if you enjoy it enough to get good at it. Make it yours.

Fortune Cookie Says: Enjoy what you have, hope for what you lack.

Pig Translation: Enjoy your toys when alone and hope that a man needing to be serviced by you will come along soon. Keep that ass clean and greased.

Fortune Cookie Says: You can do everything you ought to do.

Pig Translation:  If the man you are servicing wants it, then do it if it right. It might just feel good!

Fortune Cookie Says: Punctuality is the politeness of Kings and the duty of gentle people everywhere.

Pig Translation:  Don’t be late for that date. Your Top could have something very special where timing is everything.

Fortune Cookie Says:  Anything is possible with a willing heart.

Pig Translation: If anyone can do it, you can. You are Super Pig!

Fortune Cookie Says: Set high goals

Pig Translation: Always go for as much as you get and handle

Fortune Cookie Says: Your heart will always make itself known through your words.

Pig Translation: You see a man you want real bad, tell him so. He might just drop his pants and feed you his cock.

Fortune Cookie Says: Nothing ventured, nothing gained

Pig Translation:  If you don’t try new things, your can become just that boring old Pig that men avoid. Give them things new and exciting. Reasons for hunting you down when they need to be serviced.

Fortune Cookie Says: Watch ones thoughts, as they become actions.

Pig Translation:  Don’t just think about it, do it! A good Pig os a versatile Pig

Fortune Cookie Says: The most utterly lost of all days is that on which you have not laughed.

Pig Translation:  Live life to the fullest and always be proud of yourself!

Fortune Cookie Says: A smile is the most effective medicine.

Pig Translation:  Let that Man you are cruising know you are alive and interested in making that day of his life a day he will never forget. Smile while you are cruising him. Let your piggy personality beam outward.