Being a Faggot - the Right Way

Being a Faggot

My apologies to the vast majority of cocksuckers out there reading my blog that don’t need to be told these things, but clearly there are some of you out there who need to be told or reminded.

Every day I see faggots doing stupid things that should be second nature to them. Then they expect the Tops and the Alphas to be in a line waiting on them to have the time.

This is my take on a list that has been floating around for quit some time on the internet and various Top/Alpha sites.

Your comments on my twist to this list are always welcome.

Any additions to this list are always welcome. Keeping this list up to date is a good thing.

Remember, above all –

Suck a Stranger’s Dick and help bring Peace to the World

How to be a Faggot Cock Sucking Pig…

Be available.

You know you have competition.

You can probably suck 5+ cocks a day, the Top you are servicing probably can’t provide 5+ loads a day.

If you are not available when he wants, you will lose more than he does.

When he calls, get off your lazy ass and be wherever he had told you to be at the time he expects you there.

Be on time.

This is especially true of you are meeting at your place.

A text message five minutes after you were supposed to meet telling him you are going to be late is not acceptable.

There are other cock suckers waiting for a Man like him to need his cock sucked.

Be prepared.

In most cases, you have less than five minutes to get ready.

Use this time to make sure your mouth doesn’t smell like a place he will be afraid to put his cock.

Make sure your place isn’t so messy he feels he’s taking his life in his hands just by walking in.

Go to the bathroom – take a piss and check your asshole. Make sure it is still clean.

Put a pillow or cushion on the floor where you will be servicing him to pad your knees.

Be ready to suck his cock when he arrives.

Be ready for anything he has on his mind.

Don’t do things that will detract from his experience.

Don’t use throat spray to numb your throat. It will get on his cock, and neither of you want him to have a numb cock. (Wear a sore throat as a badge of pride. It means you got his cock deep enough to reach your throat.)

Don’t get drunk, stoned, or high. Be sane and sober. You will not be able to provide the level of service he deserves (even if you think you are).

Don’t use an anal spray on your pig-hole. It too will get on his cock and cause him to go limp while fucking you. Use your mind to relax your pig-hole and show your talents of taking what he inserts in you.

Pay attention.

If he gives you instructions (before, during, or after), make sure you follow them.

Listen and watch how he reacts to what is happening and do whatever you can to enhance his enjoyment.

Pay attention to his facial gestures. They can tell you a lot about your performance.

Don’t get distracted.

Turn your phone OFF (not just set to vibrate).

Shut off your computer/laptop.

Turn the TV off (if it is your place).

Only porn should be in the V while he is there

Don’t play with yourself.

Focus completely on him and his needs.

Think ahead.

If you’re meeting at his place, it wouldn’t be a bad idea bring an extra shirt, and if you are likely to cum while sucking him, a pair of pants.

Don’t embarrass him by letting his neighbors see you leaving with cum all over you.

If you meet at your place, the time to look for a clean wash cloth to wipe him up is not when he’s ready to leave.

Swallow.

Any cocksucker deserving the name should swallow.

If you won’t, it should be very clear very early in your discussion. Don’t spring this on him at the last minute.

You will need to find out what he considers acceptable if you won’t swallow; never spit it on him unless he has agreed in advance. (This applies only to cum. If you are expected to swallow piss/spit/snot/other things, that should be arranged in advance.)

Be pleasant, accommodating and respectful.

Your competition is as much a cum rag as another cocksucker. Cum rags are convenient, do what is expected, don’t spit, and don’t create drama.

That is the minimum you need to do.

To get the cock you want, though. you need to exceed that level of service.

If you have a chance before his cock is in you, thank him for choosing you. When he is done, thank him again.

Let him know he has done you a favor, not the other way around.

As you know all too well, a cum rag is not a substitute for a man’s cock.

Make sure when he leaves, he feels you were worth the effort, wait, and any inconvenience.

Clean-up Duty

Always take the time to clean him up before he leaves.

It is your duty to clean up any mess in his place before you get your ass out.

Always clean your Alpha’s Cock after he has Fucked you. Never let him put away a dirty cock.

Don’t ask. For anything. Ever.

Don’t ask for anything unless the Alpha allows it.

Don’t ask him to go easier on you, or to be harder.

Don’t ask if you can use the bathroom. Don’t ask for a towel to clean up (that’s why you have an extra shirt).

If you are at his place, leave quickly and quietly when he is done with you.

If he is at you’re place, your duty to devote 100% of your attention to him ends when he leaves, not when he cums.

Wait to wipe your face, send a text, or masturbate until he is gone.

Sex Toy

Remember you are there for the Alpha to use you for his enjoy and to satisfy the needs of any of his fucking buddies.

The End!

Notice…

No Alpha Males were hurt during the creation of this list.

This list was created from thoughts in my head.

All pictures have been downloaded from various internet sites and are thought to be free to use.

All young Men are believed to be of legal age when photographed and have freely agreed to the sex they are pictured having.