Fortune Cookie Says

Fortune Cookie Says: Statistics are no substitute for judgment

Pig Translation:  he might be ugly and a little overweight, but he could be the hottest kinkiest sex you’ve had that week.

Fortune Cookie Says: A goal is dream with a deadline.

Pig Translation:  You want it, go for it now and don’t wait.

Fortune Cookie Says: It is better to ask some questions than to know all the answers.

Pig Translation:  Sometimes it is best to ask your top if you are pleasing him the way he expect, instead of just knowing you are.

Fortune Cookie Says: Why not treat yourself to a good time instead of waiting for someone else to do it?

Pig Translation:  Go ahead and stuff that huge dildo up your ass and fuck yourself with it. Treat yourself to a good time riding that fat latex cock.

Fortune Cookie Says: In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true is either true or becomes true.

Pig Translation:  If you believe you can take that fist up your ass, keep trying – it will happen.

Fortune Cookie Says: Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Pig Translation:  You don’t have to know how to do it. Just imagine what would feel good while doing it and do it.

Fortune Cookie Says: A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature.

Pig Translation:  If he gives you that warm smile, you know he wants to be serviced by you.

Fortune Cookie Says: Do not let great ambitions overshadow small success.

Pig Translation:  You might want to get fucked by a huge uncut cock, but enjoy the smaller ones which are there, available and real.

Fortune Cookie Says: Sharing little joys offers great hope to others.

Pig Translation:  So what if he says he can’t get it hard. Suck on it anyway. Your mouth and tongue can bring the dead back to life.

Fortune Cookie Says: No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Pig Translation:  If you are enjoying be a pig, then you will never be a failure at whatever you attempt sexually.

Fortune Cookie Says: Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Pig Translation:  Foot: A part of the body that needs attention with your mouth. Suck it, lick it, play with it, try it up your butt.