Words for Man’s

Words for Man’s...PENIS / COCK /MIGHTY MANHOOD!

For an organ so seminal to human existence, Men sometime have an inordinate difficulty talking about the cock, and have invented numerous euphemisms for it.

These can be based on the organ's form, 

function, or desired use.

I have searched the internet and found several list of names that Men call their Manhood.

From that long list I have pulled some of my favorites and to help illustrate the names, 

I have included pictures of cocks

I have serviced and given pleasure 

to with my mouth 

and ass over the years.

I hope you think I have matched them well with the list posted.

Leave a comment about your thoughts on my collection of cocks.

Can you figure out which one is my own cock?

Tallywhacker

Tank

Sperm Whale

Spike

Snake

Zakaru

Weenie (Wiener)

Hole Hunter

Yes, I got fucked by this one too! It felt damn good too!

Hammer

Took this one up my pig-hole and he hammered it well.

Hanging Johnny

the Friendly Gnome

Drill Machine
This cock drills my pig-hole on a regular schedule
He Drills hard and deep with that Drill Machine

Engine Cranker

Family Jewels

Tube Steak

Trouser Snake

Pocket Rocket
This Pocket Rocket has the Best tasting cum
I look forward to swallowing his load when I see his pickup truck in the 
parking lot of the ABS

One-Eyed Trouser Trout

Pecker

Jackhammer

Johnson

the Beast

Schlong

Ankle-Spanker

Joystick
this Joystick gave me a lot of Joy that day. Fed me a nice load after I fed on that foreskin and smelled that sweaty pubic hair.

Peter

Noob Toob

Number 1

Old blind Bob

Love Whistle

Magic Wand

Missile

Horse
Hung like a horse and fucks like a wild stallion.

Hose

Frankie
This incredible uncut cock is attached to the most perfect Black Stud I know.
He has had his hand up my pig-hole many times.

Hot Dog

Flagpole

Dick

Digger Dog

Ding-Dong

Fag Carrot

Faggot Cigar

Cock

Banana

Bang Cock

Chocolate Bar
Another Black Man's Cock that has found its way up my asshole several times. 
Feels damn good when it stretches my hole open going in. 

Deep Hole Inspector
I have backed my ass up onto this fine black cock several times. 
Now he prefers to fuck me without the wall between us.
Much better Fuck.
Says my ass feels better then his wife's cunt

Meat Popsicle

Mr. Happy
This guy was always happy when he saw me there at the bookstore.
Now he is in a relationship and doesn't stop by very often.

Tonsil Tickler

Baloney Pony

 The End

this is a nice Ass I got the pleasure of putting my face into and tasting its Funk and smelling his ManScent