Attention Readers
Anyone out there
interested in buying me a FUCK MACHINE?
Fort Troff has one
for only $295.00
I could use it and
write about my adventures getting fucked by it and the adventures of me sharing
this machine with other serious ass-play buddies.
Here is the
description from the Fort Troff website…
We've tried for YEARS to find a
fuck machine that delivers...AND...doesn't break the bank.
Tested by the talented holes of
Grunt army, the FT Fuck Machine is engineered for ass poundin' pleasure. Unlike
others we've tested, ours has the TORQUE that serious butt pirates need. It has
just the right amount of PUSH when you need it the most!
Superior power is just the beginning. Most fuck machines have controls that are too damn sensitive...not ours. Our big grippy dial has a good range...far less sensitive than ANY we've ever tested. The idea is to go SLOW...carefully increasing the speed of the thrusts...and that's what our Control does!
Superior power is just the beginning. Most fuck machines have controls that are too damn sensitive...not ours. Our big grippy dial has a good range...far less sensitive than ANY we've ever tested. The idea is to go SLOW...carefully increasing the speed of the thrusts...and that's what our Control does!
The Machine delivers a good
"basic" 2 inch back-and-forth stroke.
And there's more...talk about dong options! Our machine will work with ANY of our FT Sticky Bomb dongs...over 30 to choose from. From our Realistics to our Cyborg range...NOBODY gives you the variety of pounding cocks that we do.
And there's more...talk about dong options! Our machine will work with ANY of our FT Sticky Bomb dongs...over 30 to choose from. From our Realistics to our Cyborg range...NOBODY gives you the variety of pounding cocks that we do.
Mounting and adjustability are
also important. Our FT Fuck Machine is anchored by 4 oversized suction pads.
Any SLICK surface will give you a STABLE ride. Shower walls...slick table
tops...hood of your car!
The shaft that holds the dongs is designed for ease of adjustability. You can get a range of horizontal options...for insane doggy style fun.
Durability was another concern...so we CRASH TESTED our FT Fuck Machine. The industrial plastic casing will survive REPEATED hard drops to the floor. Industrial plastic also has the added benefit of keeping the Machine lightweight...only 5 pounds.
Of course we don't recommend our Fuck Machine if you are an assplay NEWBIE. But for seasoned Butt Pirates, who know their hungry holes, we don't think ours can be beat!
Power.Ease of Control.Choice of Dongs.Adjustability.Strength.
The shaft that holds the dongs is designed for ease of adjustability. You can get a range of horizontal options...for insane doggy style fun.
Durability was another concern...so we CRASH TESTED our FT Fuck Machine. The industrial plastic casing will survive REPEATED hard drops to the floor. Industrial plastic also has the added benefit of keeping the Machine lightweight...only 5 pounds.
Of course we don't recommend our Fuck Machine if you are an assplay NEWBIE. But for seasoned Butt Pirates, who know their hungry holes, we don't think ours can be beat!
Power.Ease of Control.Choice of Dongs.Adjustability.Strength.
We fully guarantee One Year of
ass- pounding satisfaction!
DETAILS: Please note that our Sticky Bomb Dildos are NOT included. Just shop our Dong department to find the right one for you!
DETAILS: Please note that our Sticky Bomb Dildos are NOT included. Just shop our Dong department to find the right one for you!
The FT Fuck Machine uses a
standard 2-prong 100 volt plug. A converter is required for international use.
The motor delivers a 2 inch
stroke and a maximum rate of 200 times per minute. The FT Fuck Machine is 23
inches long, 8 inches wide, and 7.5 inches Tall. It weighs 5 Pounds.
It comes securely packed box
that is has 2 custom-formed Styrofoam pieces (one for the top, the other for
the bottom) that keep it stable and protected. This packaging could be re-used
if you open and store it carefully or use the included mounting bracket to hang
it with pride on your playroom wall.
Email me to
discuss you giving me this incredible toy.
I use the colon
snake that one reader sent me just about every day to open myself up for some
serious ass work…
I hope to hear
back from you soon.
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