Happy Masturbation Month

May is Masturbation Month

Happy Happy Happy Masturbation Month

May is a special month

Make a special extra effort To learn more about Masturbation

Discuss it with others, learn and practice NEW techniques

Help bring Masturbation out of the closet Out of the taboo,

Out of guilt and shame And Celebrate this most beautiful act of Loving Ourselves With Pride and Joy

I hope you will join me in celebrating This most beautiful human activity

Let us continue to promote Peace and Love

 and continue to build the most

 Beautiful World Our Hearts know is Possible

Mutual Masturbation is one way to rebuild this perfect World