You might be a PIg if...........

Just a few of my thoughts on being a piggy:

If you're into piss with yourself, another guy or maybe a group, you might be a pig.

If you're into something more than piss, you might be a pig. 

 

If you like "Man smells" on yourself or your man, you might be a pig.

If you crave licking a man’s sweaty arm pits, you might be a pig.

If you get turned on by the smell of cheese when a man walks into the room, you might be a pig.

If you enjoy sucking a load of cum out of a freshly fucked ass, you might be pig.

If you like eating a raunchy asshole, you might be a pig.

 

If you have a desire to get your boots licked clean, you might be a pig.

If you want to lick someone's boots clean, you might be a pig.

If you don't know when you last washed your clothes, you might be a pig.

If you go out looking for used condoms to take home and enjoy, you might be a pig.

If you've ever sucked off 6 guys in an hour with a crowd watching, you might be a pig.

If you enjoy having large latex objects stuffed up your ass, you might be a pig.

If you need to be bound and gagged, you might be a pig.

If you prefer your man to be drunk before you service him, you might be a pig.

If you will bend over and let anyone fuck you, you might be a pig.

If you've ever purchased customized knee pads for yourself, you might be a pig.

If your drinking straws are shaped like a cock, you might be a pig.

If your friends call you Farmer Joe and you don't own a farm, you might be a pig.

If you don’t care how ugly the cock is you are servicing, you might be a pig.

If you don’t care how ugly the man attached to the cock is, you might be a pig.

If you demand cocks to be more than 10” long, you might be a pig.

If your buddy can get both hands up your butt and clap, you might be a pig.

Just a few thoughts off the top of my head on being a pig.