Games to Play with Testicles

Heres some fun games to play with testicles!

Game 1

Step 1: Get 10+ guys and find a dark area

Step 2: Get naked and put fluorescent paint on testicles

Step 3: Run around this dark area trying to maim other guys testicles while safeguarding your own

Tip: Bring a weapon (see below for best choices) just in case things get a bit rough.

Game 2

Step 1: Get a bucket of cold water

Step 2: Find a small box that you can stand on and a pole

Step 3: Saturate testicles in cold water

Step 4: Stand on box

Step 5: Make testicles contact pole (make sure they stick)

Step 6: Kick box underneath you

Tip: Bring friends who like to abuse you for hours of fun!

Game 3

Step 1: Get your Daddy

Step 2: Fuck him

Step 3: Fuck him some more

Step 4: Jizz

Game 4

Step 1: Put your testicles in meat sauce

Step 2: Now get your dog or cat and play keep away

Game 5

Step 1: Put your testicles in a blender

Step 2: Make a tasty milkshake

Step 3: Feed it to your best friends

Step 4: When they're in the hospital, laugh and tell them they ate testicles

Step 5: Hide in a sewer for 1 year before they rape you then kill you

Game 6

Step 1: Scratch your balls

Step 2: Feel the relief

Game 7

Step 1: Rent any Movie written by Jason Friedberg

Step 2: Buy alcohol

Step 3: Consume alcohol with friends/enemies/Sudanese government officials whenever a character gets hit in the testicular area

Step 4: Rinse testicles in luke warm water and repeat as necessary

Game 8

Step 1: Get 14 men

Step 2: Make 2 teams of 7

Step 3: Make them cut all their balls off

Step 4: Get a baseball field

Step 5: Get a bat

Step 6: Play baseball with their balls

Game 9

Step 1: Rip off own testicles (mop up any stray pus / blood)

Step 2: Juggle

Tip: DO NOT DROP YOUR TESTICLES, otherwise they will promptly explode and drench said surface with yellow ooze, which runs

I know, these were really bad.

I found them on another blog about Balls

Don't blame me for sorry jokes.