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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Games to Play with Testicles



Heres some fun games to play with testicles!

Game 1
Step 1: Get 10+ guys and find a dark area
Step 2: Get naked and put fluorescent paint on testicles
Step 3: Run around this dark area trying to maim other guys testicles while safeguarding your own
Tip: Bring a weapon (see below for best choices) just in case things get a bit rough.

Game 2
Step 1: Get a bucket of cold water
Step 2: Find a small box that you can stand on and a pole
Step 3: Saturate testicles in cold water
Step 4: Stand on box
Step 5: Make testicles contact pole (make sure they stick)
Step 6: Kick box underneath you
Tip: Bring friends who like to abuse you for hours of fun!

Game 3
Step 1: Get your Daddy
Step 2: Fuck him
Step 3: Fuck him some more
Step 4: Jizz

Game 4
Step 1: Put your testicles in meat sauce
Step 2: Now get your dog or cat and play keep away

Game 5
Step 1: Put your testicles in a blender
Step 2: Make a tasty milkshake
Step 3: Feed it to your best friends
Step 4: When they're in the hospital, laugh and tell them they ate testicles
Step 5: Hide in a sewer for 1 year before they rape you then kill you

Game 6
Step 1: Scratch your balls
Step 2: Feel the relief

Game 7
Step 1: Rent any Movie written by Jason Friedberg
Step 2: Buy alcohol
Step 3: Consume alcohol with friends/enemies/Sudanese government officials whenever a character gets hit in the testicular area
Step 4: Rinse testicles in luke warm water and repeat as necessary

Game 8
Step 1: Get 14 men
Step 2: Make 2 teams of 7
Step 3: Make them cut all their balls off
Step 4: Get a baseball field
Step 5: Get a bat
Step 6: Play baseball with their balls

Game 9
Step 1: Rip off own testicles (mop up any stray pus / blood)
Step 2: Juggle
Tip: DO NOT DROP YOUR TESTICLES, otherwise they will promptly explode and drench said surface with yellow ooze, which runs

I know, these were really bad.
I found them on another blog about Balls
Don't blame me for sorry jokes.

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Hey Stud, let me know what you think of my post.
I hope it made your cock rock hard and you blew one hell of a load.....