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Sunday, December 4, 2011

General Rules for Proper Urinal Usage


Usage:  Urinals should only be used for urinating. Vomit, feces and other solid or semi-solid material should be saved for the toilet. These materials can clog the urinal and cause problems for other urinators.

Talking:  Talking is usually socially acceptable in a urinal environment. However, conversation topic should be limited to small talk topics like cars and sports. Save the bromance until you get back to the bar.

Spitting:  Spitting is also accepted. It’s only natural to have a desire to spit while peeing into a urinal.

Eye contact:  For Straight guys – No, Definitely not. For Gay men – Damn right, you need to make eye contact right away.

Farting:  Again, generally accepted. In fact, loud farts command praise from your straight urinal-buddies.

Cell phones:  Cell phone conversation is usually okay. Just don’t get caught whispering sweet-nothings to the slut you are banging into the phone. That’s sort of creepy too.

Drinks:  This is a personal call. It’s a pretty bad idea (germs) to bring drinks in the bathroom. Sometimes you forget it and no telling who is going to piss in it. Drinking a beer can also give the guy next to you a chance to check out your equipment.

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