Where do you fit in?

OVERALL, MY ERECTION HAS THE FOLLOWING BEND/CURVE TO IT:

– No curve, mine is pretty much straight

– Curves to the left

– Curves to the right

– Curves upward

– Curves downward

– Curves both upward and to the left

– Curves both upward and to the right

– Curves both downward and to the left

– Curves both downward and to the right

-      Fits just right in a Pig’s Mouth and Asshole